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What a GREAT country we live in!
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Today I went to sign my dog Jake up for welfare. At first the lady laughed and said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak a lick of English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. They expect me to feed him, provide a roof over his head and medical care. So then she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. Jake gets his first check Friday. What a GREAT country we live in!
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That is cool.
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