12-25-2019 , 02:16 PM
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How to become a "Man of Constant Sorrow." - Dan Tyminski
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This is a cautionary (but maybe funny) short story:
"Never marry a person just for their beauty."
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My poor friend Bob got rich quick in high tech. ...Then, he had to have a "trophy wife" to show off to his friends.
He picked up a beautiful blonde woman, named Daisy Maze, who was hitch-hiking.
They were married 3 days later in Vegas.
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After they were married, Bob found out Daisy was totally obsessed with flowers.
How to become a "Man of Constant Sorrow." - Dan Tyminski
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This is a cautionary (but maybe funny) short story:
"Never marry a person just for their beauty."
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My poor friend Bob got rich quick in high tech. ...Then, he had to have a "trophy wife" to show off to his friends.
He picked up a beautiful blonde woman, named Daisy Maze, who was hitch-hiking.
They were married 3 days later in Vegas.
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After they were married, Bob found out Daisy was totally obsessed with flowers.
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Then her family, who he never met before the marriage, showed up for a visit, ... and have never left.
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And finally, she demands that Bob let her pick out all his clothes.
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Daisy told me that Bob wakes up sweaty every night, screaming, "Rose-Bud."
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Bob is currently under the psychiatric care of Daisy's family therapist and guru, Mahatma Buzzy.
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Bob asked me to give all forum members some warnings:
Then her family, who he never met before the marriage, showed up for a visit, ... and have never left.
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And finally, she demands that Bob let her pick out all his clothes.
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Daisy told me that Bob wakes up sweaty every night, screaming, "Rose-Bud."
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Bob is currently under the psychiatric care of Daisy's family therapist and guru, Mahatma Buzzy.
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Bob asked me to give all forum members some warnings:
(1.) Before you marry, make sure you meet your fiance's family first.
(2.) If you ever get rich, never marry without an "iron-clad" pre-nuptial agreement.
(3.) Never let your spouse pick out all your clothes - or your therapist.
(4.) Never ever judge a book or a "Gold Digger" by its beautiful cover.
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"Citizen Cain" (Orson Wells) loved my reference to "Rosebud" and Bob's last suggestion."
(My wife bet me very few of you have ever seen the movie, "Citizen Cain.")
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Show this to your friends or children before they marry!
Elijah G.
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*Now, do you want to know why you should also avoid crazy people? - CLICK HERE
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