Make Us Laugh - Photo Caption Contest 8 (Ashampoo Office 2016)

[Mike]

The professional spoiled brat - having all rights but with zero responsibilities!




Every photo is worth a 1,000 words. In this case we're looking for the best 20 words (or less) in our photo caption contest. To enter this contest simply create a humorous or witty caption for the photo posted and reply below. A winner will be chosen and receive a license for Ashampoo Office 2016 (worth $79.99) as the prize.
 




Please make sure your messaging is on and you request Mike through PM (private message) within 7 days of the winners announcement or your win will be void. Only Registered forum members can enter this giveaway.

[Dragon]

The professional spoiled brat - having all rights but with zero responsibilities!

[Harry]

Please pray for a child. He never want to Ghost.

[nagelfar44]

Hi,
My caption proposals here are just to make someone smile/grin (if they are worthy the smile/grin). 
Please, do not include me in the competition.
Good luck to all other laughter-mongers  


- Don't cry, you'll be all right. It's just a scratch.

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- When Uncle Vlad learns you've broken a jar of his favourite 0Rh+, he's gonna kill you, Buffy.

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- When I asked you how much blood a human body contains, I thought you'd check it up in Wikipedia.

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Blood sucking gnats have become a real plague this summer.

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Gallstone removal - an easy method. Even a child can do it.

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- Mum, the goldfish is red inside !

[Geo]

Actually, Jigsaw was often scared by his masterpiece when he was a child.

[Cyber]

Things can happen and this's what happens when you dare to say no to kiddo's lullaby requests!

[Hamid]

Oh no! mommy! that was my last bottle of blood. I,m thirsty and have nothing more to drink than what your heart is pumping now!

[tsewang]

We're the oldest name in the vampire clan and our "blood line goes a long way", even kiddo's well trained!

[Alex]

Juice happens!

[Crystal]

Yes! i'm crying over my spilled blood, even when that's of no use, so what!