Behold the Kickmen @Fanatical

[ahmed]

To celebrate our Winter Sale, grab your copy of Behold The Kickmen on us! Simply subscribe to our email newsletter and link a valid Steam account to pick up your Steam key. Enjoy! Plus when you complete your order, you'll get a selection of discount coupons to use on your next Fanatical purchase (terms and conditions apply to both).

Got a friend who might like this game? Let them know by sharing the link to this page with them. To claim the game simply add it to your cart and continue to checkout. You must link a valid Steam account, and subscribe to Fanatical email to claim the giveaway. Your Steam account must have been used to make a purchase before. Only one game key per Fanatical account can be claimed.

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football.

Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.

FEATURES:
Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.

TWO WAYS TO PLAY!
Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!

PLEASE NOTE:
Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it's Single Player ONLY. Please don't buy it thinking it's at all sociable, because it isn't. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn't want to make a Multiplayer game.

Platforms:
PC,Mac,Steam

Visit:
https://www.fanatical.com/en/game/behold-the-kickmen

[batman]

Thanks Ahmed, the game looks kinda weird and fun.

Steam page for screenshots and reviews https://store.steampowered.com/app/52944...e_Kickmen/

Claiming the game gives 3 coupons

10% off eLearning and Software Bundles: This coupon is valid until 31st December 2022 (11:59PM UTC) and saves you an extra 10% on our eLearning, Comic, Audio and Software Bundles.

https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/books and https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/software

5% off Game Bundles: This coupon is valid until 31st December 2022 (11:59PM UTC) and saves you an extra 5% on our Game Bundles. https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/games

3% off Games: This coupon is valid until 31st December 2022 (11:59PM UTC) and saves you an extra 3% on PC games in the Winter Sale. Excluding Elden Ring, pre-orders and Star Deals.  https://www.fanatical.com/en/on-sale

Fanatical has a ton of Newsletter stuff, 17 categories to be precise. Yikes! You may want to opt out of those from this page (after getting the game). https://www.fanatical.com/en/account/preferencecenter

[Animal_Rights]

At first I tought they finally modernized that ancestor, but it's definitelly more than that, although... 



Come let's play with Yugoslavia, USSR or West Germany  

Seems promising btw :

[batman]

At first I tought they finally modernized that ancestor, but it's definitelly more than that, although... 

  Well, it did remind of a game that I played on my Famiclone (NES), it was called Power Soccer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwqTdt0VmWc


So, Argentina are winning the World Cup, eh?

[Animal_Rights]

At first I tought they finally modernized that ancestor, but it's definitelly more than that, although... 

  Well, it did remind of a game that I played on my Famiclone (NES), it was called Power Soccer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwqTdt0VmWc

Haha can't believe you used to play a soccer game as old as mine 

Looks like football rules were still not fixed back in 90', was 8 vs 8 in my game when yours was 6 vs 6 xD

So, Argentina are winning the World Cup, eh?

EA AI said it and they're usually right, at least about the winner  

https://www.ea.com/en-gb/games/fifa/fifa...prediction

Let's see if they get it again this time.

[batman]

Haha can't believe you used to play a soccer game as old as mine 

EA AI said it and they're usually right, at least about the winner  

https://www.ea.com/en-gb/games/fifa/fifa...prediction

Let's see if they get it again this time.

I got that console in 2000 I guess, along with those 999-in-1 cartridges or something. But I started gaming in 1992 or 93. I remember playing Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, Desert Strike, Raptor Call of the Shadows, Heretic, etc.

Oh yeah, EA's the new Paul the Octopus. Let's do it for Messi.