How marrying for beauty made my friend a man of constant sorrow.

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Maybe some women also marry for looks ... or wish they had.  
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(*I once had a friend whose looks caused every woman to stand up and turned towards him whenever he first entered a room.
Then, I understood that such a thing as "animal magnetism" actually existed.  ... Never seen it since to this degree.

He was a great computer programmer, and a nice person but otherwise was as dumb as dirt.

Strangely, I was relieved he was not as intelligent as he was handsome. 

I felt he would have been a danger to all mankind. )